Poseidon: You’re a dusty, crusty, slow-thinking, no-reading, STD-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry RUNT
S.S Y/n*Makes a wave for Zeus to be quiet*Wait for it~ Poseidon: Well, that’s rich coming from you, Baby brother, ’cause you know what you are? Zeus: You’re nothing but a low-rent Aquaman S.S Y/n*Already cut the rope and snapped fingers at Poseidon* Zing! Zeus: And why would I listen to an unemotional stuck-up brother like you? You’re not even that loved! S.S Y/n*Snorts in the chair you were roped* Muppet Poseidon: Stop thinking about your Dick, You baby in fact, stop thinking, period,You’ll just hurt yourself, you old muppet …We do get it from mama eve… record of ragnarok shuumatsu no valkyrie shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader record of ragnarok x reader ror snv ror zeus snv zeus ror hermes x reader ror hermes snv hermes x reader snv hermes ror adam snv adam ror incorrect quotes snv incorrect quotes incorrect quotesĬurrently, you were taken by the greek gods after they found out you could bend time(Not knowing why or how) Zeus* voice cracks* I’m not! It’s so fucking hot!Īdam*Standing next to Hermes*…They get that side from their Mama… Good luck Zeus*Lip quivering as they back away*I’m not gonna cry! Y/n*Starts pouting with baby voice* You gonna cry~ you little b*tch crusty dusty f*cking p*ssy?~ Zeus*Puffing his chest*You wouldn’t dare! Hermes*Looking shocked at your comments with a slightly ajar mouth* I’m gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a f*ckingaccordion, I’m gonna pump that shit until it pops, you crusty b*tch! Y/n* holds up their fists* You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney’s coming down your fucking throat. Zeus*Looking confused*…Nothing… You said nothing about talking. Y/n: Whoa!, what did I tell you about talking to me?
Zeus: You’re together?*Looking between Hermes and yourself with a slightly condescending tone*
Hera:…I dont mind losing this bet*Gives Adamas 5 bucks and smirks as Zeus is heard crying in the other room*Īdamas betted Poseidon would also fall victim to you along with Zeus and hades, Hera better Poseidon wouldn’t…she enjoyed losing that bet tbh Poseidon:…Zeus, Ares make room I am coming in there with you*Opening the door and entering it*Īdamas: YES THEY GOT HIM TOO!*Holds hand smirking at Hera* Heracles*Sighs and looks at Adamas who is drinking wine*This…is never gonna end is it?Īdamas:…Should it?…KEEP GOING BABE!~*Cheering you on* Y/n: If Life is unfair to everyone…Does that mean Life is actually fair? Hades: Let’s do Ragnarok they said…it be EASY they said… Y/n: Nothing is REALLY on fire but rather…fire is ON things… Back to where you and the other Greek gods are seated* Zeus*Is still in an existential crisis courtesy of you*…Am I…actually insignificant?… Hermes: Y/-Y/n you got to end this! alright, you already got Father and Ares in the other room QUESTIONING EVERYTHING THEY EVER KNOWN!?Īres:…What is life?…*Is on the floor hugging his blanket and looking at the ceiling* Y/n: If you clean a vacuum cleaner…ARENT YOU the vacuum cleaner? Y/n: Dude have you ever felt bugs on you…when there are no bugs on you?….they’re the ghosts of the bugs you killed… Gods/desses*Surrounding him with growls trying to get to you*į! Y/n*Who was put behind Adam with headphones on and not paying attention*Īdam*Grabbing a smartphone he was gifted by You and Goll, showing a picture of his wife to them as well* BACK!? !Īdam“Who knew having a daughter would be much harder…then raising cain-” record of ragnarok shuumatsu no valkyrie ror snv record of ragnarok x reader ror adam snv adam snv thor x reader ror thor x reader snv loki x reader ror loki x reader snv buddha x reader ror buddha x reader snv shiva x reader ror shiva x reader snv poseidon x reader ror poseidon x reader snv hermes x reader ror hermes x reader ror beelzebub x reader snv beelzebub x reader snv hades x reader ror hades x reader ror eve snv eve ror incorrect quotes snv incorrect quotes incorrect quotes Youtube Adam*Being a first-time father to a girl, having a meeting with the other mothers*Yup! Sometimes you gotta beat the gods off with a stickĪdam*Holding a stick and waving it as a weapon* BACK!? YOU HORNY DEITIES BACK I SAY!?!
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